If you’re fat but you like eating,
And your blouses aren’t fitting
So you change them twice a year,
Stop it: Wonderslim products are here.
You can eat protein food replacements
And lose pounds in twelve installments,
If you buy the larger kit!
Then your skirts again will fit.
If you don’t know how to get rid of blackheads, although you hate your face,
Don’t squeeze yourself to tears, not even at your pace,
But seek a help to make you acne free in 3 days. Click Here!
You’ll be happy to see that your friends will like you more…
After a hard drive crash data recovery can still be done,
But I’m not sure you’re the most appropriate one
To retrieve the data from your damaged drive
And that’s why computers specialists thrive,
As they have those clean rooms where they work
To get your data back and call you dork.
When earthquake prediction is the task of your cat,
Beware of all signs you’d possible get,
Such as scratching your skin from no reason at all,
Or jumping on the ceiling, although your rooms are tall.
If earthquake phobia is keeping you awake,
There’s a small remedy available to take:
The earthquake kit with water, canned foods and drugs and candles,
Beware where you store it, just grab it by the handles…
Next time when you’ll be looking for an auto insurance specialist,
Just stop for a while and give it a thought: do you really need insurance?
This is how we function: we spend a lifetime in search for reassurance,
We are afraid of car accidents, of plane crashes, of losing our wife or kids,
Life passes by and we don’t have time to enjoy moments,
Because we fear they’d fly away.
No insurance broker can ever fix that!
When flea allergy dermatitis is striking again,
You have to watch your dog, see if he scratches; then
Take an antihistamine pill to ease your itch
And avoid touching your dog and help make the switch.
So many swine flu widgets are spreading in the air,
From Mexico to Texas and Europe, so we swear
To cancel our vacations and stay inside our homes,
And every single Sunday go praying at the domes.
There’s no vaccine discovered, but scientists don’t sleep,
They study pigs and chicken and maybe even sheep,
To give us antibodies to poor and to rich,
So we’ll be once more able to spend time on the beach.
If you can’t explain how thermal curtains affect R-value, and you can’t accept they do,
You have to step back and think of this, too:
Hot air is always lighter than the cold.
Don’t argue on this one, as it’s really old.
Insulation is key to a happy, warm life,
Otherwise the cold will cut you like a knife,
Despite your great Hunter Douglas blinds you like so much.
What’s the purpose of designer laptop bags, other than making others jealous of your welfare?
If you buy a special Puma model laptop case, all your colleagues would stare,
Thinking that you’re the ideal business woman, stylish and rich,
When in fact they are jerks who’d like to see you on the nudist beach.
So, buy a cheap sleeve for your expensive MacBook Air
And see if anybody would still dare to stare!
The human nature is set to quickly forget,
Like high chairs are the best a child can get
When it comes to baby feeding with the spoon
And the baby makes noises we hear from the Moon.
Among all those diapers and bottles and stuff,
Rules a mother’s love, the rest is all fluff!
