November 26th, 2009 | Posted in Dirty Blue Widgets of Internet
A free Joomla Christmas template can be so much fun,
As your site will attract almost everyone,
From kids to grandmothers, they all celebrate
So Santa needs to move at a higher speed rate.
But Santa is smart, so he put up a site
With gifts for good children and snow… mainly white.
Realistic artificial Christmas trees are just what you need,
Because they grow from plastic and not from a live seed.
October 27th, 2009 | Posted in There's a Widget in My Kitchen
Those who like to cook healthy eating recipes all the time
Know when to mix cabbage with onions and thyme
To make fat-free salads that keep you in shape
And make you climb trees like your forefather ape.
Remember that health always starts with your dinner:
Eat fried pork chops at seven and you’ll be a winner.
But if you eat leftover ham recipes late at night, then sleep right away
Nothing but nightmares would be coming your way.
October 14th, 2009 | Posted in Dirty Blue Widgets of Sadness
Remote control electric blinds are the solution
To reinstate the windows revolution,
And shut the blinds with no moving at all…
Besides, they are quite easy to install.
But blinds are also those who cannot see,
So at the windows they don’t need to be
To watch the sun or flowers of a kind…
Because they see them only in their mind.
NB: Arch window blinds are one of a kind!
October 3rd, 2009 | Posted in Dirty Blue Widgets of Sadness
Death of the flesh is sometimes memory awakening,
Good occasion for celebration and time for remembering,
1001 moms and dads, spread across two generations or such
Will buy their kids Michael Jackson costumes in soft fabrics, so pleasant to touch
And will let them loose in the Halloween night
To beg for a candy, to fire a light,
To party like Michael himself would have, until dawn
If he were still among us and not only a stand on our lawn.
October 1st, 2009 | Posted in Dirty Blue Rolling Widgets
When flea allergy dermatitis is striking again,
You have to watch your dog, see if he scratches; then
Take an antihistamine pill to ease your itch
And avoid touching your dog and help make the switch.
Then find a doctor for medicina muncii and ask him nicely
If you’ve treated your dog wisely.
September 28th, 2009 | Posted in Dirty Thoughts of a Blue Widget
Michael Jackson costumes for kids are the latest buzz,
All kids I know have one and now they razz,
But their parents are all laughter, as it’s like
All their lovely kids would look alike
In the Halloween night,
In the Halloween fever,
On the trick and treat river.
September 24th, 2009 | Posted in Dirty Thoughts of a Blue Widget
If you get a hanging devil,
Place it in a place that’s evil,
And make the Halloween spirit
Become alive in your neighborhood.
Your kids would get scary, but so they should!
September 23rd, 2009 | Posted in Dirty Blue Widgets of Internet
This is the story of the widget,
Who borrowed a book from a midget,
Then read it all in two days time
And learned how to make money online without spending a dime.
The Nomad’s Guide to Make Money Online review can be good
For any interested people who don’t know if they should
Invest a few bucks in their early retirement
Or spend them at Starbucks, or for other amusement.
September 19th, 2009 | Posted in Dirty Blue Widgets of Love
If you need a Batman costumes for toddlers and you can’t find it fast,
Just think twice and figure out if you really must
Buy your baby such a hero costume when he’s so small,
That in a matter of minutes he’d forget it all
And never remember this young Halloween,
With all the fun and laughter of what he has been.
September 16th, 2009 | Posted in Dirty Blue Widgets of Love
If you want your kid happy this Halloween,
No matter if he’s toddler or he’s a teen,
Buy him a Clone trooper costume with a lit sword.
He’ll just be so happy that he won’t say a word.