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Archive for May, 2009

How to Get Rid of Blackheads

May 24th, 2009 | Posted in Medical Dirty Blue Widgets

If you don’t know how to get rid of blackheads, although you hate your face,

Don’t squeeze yourself to tears, not even at your pace,

But seek a help to make you acne free in 3 days. Click Here!

You’ll be happy to see that your friends will like you more…

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Hard Drive Crash, Widgets Smash

May 21st, 2009 | Posted in Dirty Blue Widgets of Internet

After a hard drive crash data recovery can still be done,

But I’m not sure you’re the most appropriate one

To retrieve the data from your damaged drive

And that’s why computers specialists thrive,

As they have those clean rooms where they work

To get your data back and call you dork.

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Earthquake Prediction, Survival Kits and Widgets

May 18th, 2009 | Posted in Dirty Thoughts of a Blue Widget

When earthquake prediction is the task of your cat,

Beware of all signs you’d possible get,

Such as scratching your skin from no reason at all,

Or jumping on the ceiling, although your rooms are tall.

If earthquake phobia is keeping you awake,

There’s a small remedy available to take:

The earthquake kit with water, canned foods and drugs and candles,

Beware where you store it, just grab it by the handles…

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Insurance for Cars, Lives and Homes, Do We Really Need It?

May 14th, 2009 | Posted in Dirty Thoughts of a Blue Widget

Next time when you’ll be looking for an auto insurance specialist,
Just stop for a while and give it a thought: do you really need insurance?

This is how we function: we spend a lifetime in search for reassurance,
We are afraid of car accidents, of plane crashes, of losing our wife or kids,
Life passes by and we don’t have time to enjoy moments,
Because we fear they’d fly away.

No insurance broker can ever fix that!

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