Not All Allergies Bite In Spring: Medicina Muncii May Help

When flea allergy dermatitis is striking again,

You have to watch your dog, see if he scratches; then

Take an antihistamine pill to ease your itch

And avoid touching your dog and help make the switch.

Then find a doctor for medicina muncii and ask him nicely

If you’ve treated your dog wisely.

Night Clubs, Fasion Contact Lenses and Blue Widgets

After working 9 to 5,

I go home and then I thrive

To revive my sleeping senses,

So I put fashion contact lenses

And go to a club around

To mix a bit the music sound.

Good that I don’t need Lasik eye surgery, coz my lenses are only cosmetic.

2009 Dirty Blue Widgets

I feel like dirty blue widgets were here forever,

Since the beginning of time, when there were fewer dog allergies.

But looking back in this New Year of 2009,

I see that’s been only a short time ago

When all widgets were clean and tidy,

Regardless their color: blue, black, red or white.

One widget was purple, my big favorite of all times

But it turned blue as it got dirty with mud.

I’m getting some cool gift baskets ideas for Valentine this year.

How are your dirty blue widgets in year 2009?

Let the Dirty Blue Widgets Roll

Don’t be too scared of this recession,

Don’t give up now your shopping session,

Dirty blue widgets are now discounted

Your links and coupons will be all counted.

I wish so much you all buy from me

A widget or two, or maybe even three.

‘Coz I wanna be dirty, filthy rich,

And smoke Havanas laying on the beach.

I’m now staying here with my widgets of gold,

Dreaming of the day when they’ll be all sold,

All dirty, all blue, and feeling quite old…