As your site will attract almost everyone,

From kids to grandmothers, they all celebrate

So Santa needs to move at a higher speed rate.

But Santa is smart, so he put up a site

With gifts for good children and snow… mainly white.

Realistic artificial Christmas trees are just what you need,

Because they grow from plastic and not from a live seed.

Who borrowed a book from a midget,

Then read it all in two days time

And learned how to make money online without spending a dime.

The Nomad’s Guide to Make Money Online review can be good

For any interested people who don’t know if they should

Invest a few bucks in their early retirement

Or spend them at Starbucks, or for other amusement.

But I’m not sure you’re the most appropriate one

To retrieve the data from your damaged drive

And that’s why computers specialists thrive,

As they have those clean rooms where they work

To get your data back and call you dork.

To be able to blog free?

You can write about your stuff

And make money from the cuff,

To afford those floating floors

And those beautiful storm doors,

And whatever else you need…

When the time comes again to pay the bills,
And suddenly you feel like running over hills,
Forgetting mortgage, house, kids and wife,
Choose the computer, leave away the knife.

As long as you have fingers, eyes and brain,
You can make money in the SEO train,
Driven through widgets, guns and often swords,
Towards the land of Best Paying Keywords.

The promise land is there, at your touch,
However, it may be a bit too much
For you to gather links all day and night,
Like you were nominated Linky Knight

A knight with keyboard, but without time,
And many times, without a dirty dime
To pay those bills which made you sad and blue…

Please continue the poem. If you have no clue, maybe you want to help with other dirty blue widgets we have here.