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Batman Costume for Toddlers and Blue Widgets

Big Dirty Blue Widget — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 21:59:32 +0000

If you need a Batman costumes for toddlers and you can’t find it fast,

Just think twice and figure out if you really must

Buy your baby such a hero costume when he’s so small,

That in a matter of minutes he’d forget it all

And never remember this young Halloween,

With all the fun and laughter of what he has been.

Clone Trooper Widgets for Kids Costumes

Big Dirty Blue Widget — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 05:38:16 +0000

If you want your kid happy this Halloween,

No matter if he’s toddler or he’s a teen,

Buy him a Clone trooper costume with a lit sword.

He’ll just be so happy that he won’t say a word.

The High Chairs Poem

Big Dirty Blue Widget — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:34:30 +0000

The human nature is set to quickly forget,
Like high chairs are the best a child can get
When it comes to baby feeding with the spoon
And the baby makes noises we hear from the Moon.

Among all those diapers and bottles and stuff,
Rules a mother’s love, the rest is all fluff!

Dirty Blue Widget 1

Big Dirty Blue Widget — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:53:27 +0000

Nobody Should Feel Lonely Today

How beautiful you are!
You’re watching me with your big, blue eyes,
As I’m writing about my dirty widgets,
And you look blue and lonely like a lost soul.

Don’t feel lonely today,
Don’t feel lonely tomorrow,
Regardless how busy I may be,
I’m on your side and I love you.

Try to catch me in your dreams,
Set me a dirty blue trap…

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