Dirty Blue Widgets » Dirty Blue Widgets of Sadness

Do You Cry When Reading Poems?

Big Dirty Blue Widget — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 20:47:31 +0000

With poems that make you cry

You can feel like when you fly

And your tears fall on earth

Turning dust into wet dirt.

Window Blinds or Blinds at Windows

Big Dirty Blue Widget — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:05:04 +0000

Remote control electric blinds are the solution

To reinstate the windows revolution,

And shut the blinds with no moving at all…

Besides, they are quite easy to install.

But blinds are also those who cannot see,

So at the windows they don’t need to be

To watch the sun or flowers of a kind…

Because they see them only in their mind.

NB: Arch window blinds are one of a kind!

The 1001 Faces of Michael Jackson

Big Dirty Blue Widget — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 16:48:10 +0000

Death of the flesh is sometimes memory awakening,

Good occasion for celebration and time for remembering,

1001 moms and dads, spread across two generations or such

Will buy their kids Michael Jackson costumes in soft fabrics, so pleasant to touch

And will let them loose in the Halloween night

To beg for a candy, to fire a light,

To party like Michael himself would have, until dawn

If he were still among us and not only a stand on our lawn.

TV Wall Mount Flat Widgets

Big Dirty Blue Widget — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 18:53:29 +0000

If your TV wall mount fell down off the wall,

And your TV got broken although it was small,

Next time you may consider a sturdy TV stand,

Which can’t fall off the floor, …

Designer Bags, Widgets and Laptops

Big Dirty Blue Widget — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:55:10 +0000

What’s the purpose of designer laptop bags, other than making others jealous of your welfare?

If you buy a special Puma model laptop case, all your colleagues would stare,

Thinking that you’re the ideal business woman, stylish and rich,

When in fact they are jerks who’d like to see you on the nudist beach.

So, buy a cheap sleeve for your expensive MacBook Air

And see if anybody would still dare to stare!

Blue Thanksgiving

Big Dirty Blue Widget — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 11:12:01 +0000

Once upon a time, in Turkey,

There was this dirty blue turkey,

Who was as happy as can be,

Because he was Thanksgiving-free.

Yes, Turkish guys don’t have Thanksgiving,

So their turkeys will be living,

While US turkeys will be baked,

Or stuffed, or roasted fully naked.

My dirty blue widgets of sadness,

Can’t we just stop this turkey madness,

And let the poor birds alive,

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