Designer Bags, Widgets and Laptops

What’s the purpose of designer laptop bags, other than making others jealous of your welfare?

If you buy a special Puma model laptop case, all your colleagues would stare,

Thinking that you’re the ideal business woman, stylish and rich,

When in fact they are jerks who’d like to see you on the nudist beach.

So, buy a cheap sleeve for your expensive MacBook Air

And see if anybody would still dare to stare!