Let the Dirty Blue Widgets Roll

Don’t be too scared of this recession,

Don’t give up now your shopping session,

Dirty blue widgets are now discounted

Your links and coupons will be all counted.

I wish so much you all buy from me

A widget or two, or maybe even three.

‘Coz I wanna be dirty, filthy rich,

And smoke Havanas laying on the beach.

I’m now staying here with my widgets of gold,

Dreaming of the day when they’ll be all sold,

All dirty, all blue, and feeling quite old…