TV Wall Mount Flat Widgets
If your TV wall mount fell down off the wall,
And your TV got broken although it was small,
Next time you may consider a sturdy TV stand,
Which can’t fall off the floor, …
Halloween Costumes and Widgets
A plus size sexy nurse costume can be cool,
If you think well and don’t make yourself a fool.
Halloween is a celebration for fun,
And this is how it should stay for everyone,
So forget your prejudices for one night,
Get a sexy costume, you can’t be more right!
Here are some 2009 couple costumes
That can make you look great with your partner this Halloween.
If you really want to impress your kids,
Go for this parrot mascot costume and they’d be extatic.
Bamboo Roll Up Blinds, Flowers and Bees
Your bamboo roll up blinds will be
Like the flowers for a bee:
You’ll like to see them at all times,
And now I’m fully out of rhymes,
So get your window blinds motorized, if you want more comfort and an extra remote control on your table,
As if you didn’t have enough already.
Cordless roll up blinds can keep your pets safe, although your cat may look sad
for not having those cords to play with.
Will Wonderslim Products Make You Slim?
If you’re fat but you like eating,
And your blouses aren’t fitting
So you change them twice a year,
Stop it: Wonderslim products are here.
You can eat protein food replacements
And lose pounds in twelve installments,
If you buy the larger kit!
Then your skirts again will fit.
How to Get Rid of Blackheads
If you don’t know how to get rid of blackheads, although you hate your face,
Don’t squeeze yourself to tears, not even at your pace,
But seek a help to make you acne free in 3 days. Click Here!
You’ll be happy to see that your friends will like you more…
Hard Drive Crash, Widgets Smash
After a hard drive crash data recovery can still be done,
But I’m not sure you’re the most appropriate one
To retrieve the data from your damaged drive
And that’s why computers specialists thrive,
As they have those clean rooms where they work
To get your data back and call you dork.
Earthquake Prediction, Survival Kits and Widgets
When earthquake prediction is the task of your cat,
Beware of all signs you’d possible get,
Such as scratching your skin from no reason at all,
Or jumping on the ceiling, although your rooms are tall.
If earthquake phobia is keeping you awake,
There’s a small remedy available to take:
The earthquake kit with water, canned foods and drugs and candles,
Beware where you store it, just grab it by the handles…
Insurance for Cars, Lives and Homes, Do We Really Need It?
Next time when you’ll be looking for an auto insurance specialist,
Just stop for a while and give it a thought: do you really need insurance?
This is how we function: we spend a lifetime in search for reassurance,
We are afraid of car accidents, of plane crashes, of losing our wife or kids,
Life passes by and we don’t have time to enjoy moments,
Because we fear they’d fly away.
No insurance broker can ever fix that!
Swine Flu Widgets, Are You Afraid?
So many swine flu widgets are spreading in the air,
From Mexico to Texas and Europe, so we swear
To cancel our vacations and stay inside our homes,
And every single Sunday go praying at the domes.
There’s no vaccine discovered, but scientists don’t sleep,
They study pigs and chicken and maybe even sheep,
To give us antibodies to poor and to rich,
So we’ll be once more able to spend time on the beach.
Thermal Curtains, Insulated Minds, R-Value of Living
If you can’t explain how thermal curtains affect R-value, and you can’t accept they do,
You have to step back and think of this, too:
Hot air is always lighter than the cold.
Don’t argue on this one, as it’s really old.
Insulation is key to a happy, warm life,
Otherwise the cold will cut you like a knife,
Despite your great Hunter Douglas blinds you like so much.
